Clean Jokes

Daddy shark is teaching baby shark how to hunt. Daddy Shark: So, after you reach the shore, you pick your prey. They’re usually the ones swimming close to...

Three dinosaurs are running across the desert when they stumble across a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie appears. "I have three wishes, so I`ll give one to each of you," the genie announces...

The Department of Tourism clean-up crew recently found over 200 dead crows off and along NH1 near Delhi, and there was concern that they may have died from some sort of Covid/Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined...

A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint. The lizard looks up and says, "Hey! What`s up?"
The monkey says, "Smoking a joint, come... join me...

A Male mosquito to its wife: Darling I will hunt a Lion for you.
Female mosquito: Ok fine, now go to sleep.
Male mosquito: I will bite an elephant and bring his blood for you...

Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived a blind little bunny and a blind little snake. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped...

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just sauntering around the zoo. A twenty-foot fence...

Three little rabbits escaped from a testing lab and found an entire field full of carrots. They ate themselves into a stupor and slept through the night. The next morning, they found an entire field full of female rabbits...

A kangaroo at the Sydney zoo kept getting out of his enclosure every night. Knowing that mature kangaroos could hop very high, the zoo officials replaced the eight-foot fence with a ten-foot fence....

A man got a parrot which could already talk. It had belonged to a sailor and had a big vocabulary. However, the man soon discovered that the parrot mostly know bad words. At first he thought it was funny, but then it...