Abusing Parrot
A woman walks into a pet shop hoping to find the right pet. She wonders around for a while and she stumbles on to this big ass parrot...
Lion`s Green Card
In a poor zoo of India, a lion was frustrated as he was offered not more than 1 kg meat a day. The lion thought its prayers were answered when...
Snail at a Bar
An angry bartender was closing up for the night when he heard a knock at the door. He opened the door, didn't see anybody, and was about to close the door when a voice called, "Hey, down here.
Dog`s Hand
A man walks into a bar and notices a poker game at the far table. Upon taking a closer look he sees a dog sitting at the table. This peaks his curiosity and he walks closer and sees cards and...
The Dream Eggs!
Joe did like he always does, kissing his wife, crawling into bed and falling to sleep. All of a sudden, he wakes up with an elderly man dressed in a white robe standing in front of his...
Dopin' Lizard
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey, 'Hey! what are you doing?'
The monkey says, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have...
Tough job!
There's a man trying to cross the street. As he steps off the curb a car comes screaming around the corner and heads straight for him. The man walks faster, trying to hurry across the street, but the car changes lanes and is still coming at him.
So the guy turns around to go back...
Animal Complaints
It seems that God received a delegation of animals complaining of their lot. They were an elephant, a giraffe, and a hen.
The elephant complained, 'Lord, I HATE THIS TRUNK YOU have given me. It gets in the way, and makes me look like a fool!'
The Lord said, 'Don't complain. It lets...
Sniffer!!!
A man gets on a plane with his dog.
'You can't bring a dog on this plane', says the stewardess!
'But this dog is special,' says the passenger, 'he's a sniffer dog.'
'Prove it', says the stewardess.
The man clicks his fingers and the dog runs off down the plane. After a minute...
Confused parrot
A magician on a cruise liner had a parrot, who'd seen all the magician's tricks a jillion times, long ago having figured out the magic behind the magician's disappearing acts.
The parrot got bored, his owner growing stale and not developing any new tricks that the parrot...