The comparison!
Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter:
First woman : My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for a paper boy to come around and then he takes a newspaper...
The guilt!
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor`s pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is very dead and the guy panics. He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed-up rabbit into the house, gives it a...
Poor turtle!
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground.
After recovering, he slowly climbed the...
Centipede!!
The centipede walks out the door. 10 minutes later... no centipede. 20 minutes later... no centipede. 30 minutes later... no centipede. By this point the man is wondering what`s going on. The centipede should have been back in a couple of minutes. 45 minutes later... still no centipede! He can`t imagine what could have happened. Did the centipede
The life of man!
GOD created the DONKEY and told him, `You will work tireless from sunrise up to sunset, carrying heavy bags on your back, you will eat grass. You will not have intelligence and you will live 50 years. You will be a DONKEY!`
The DONKEY answered, `I will be a...
Smoke in bed !
The mother kangaroo suddenly leapt into the air and gave a cry of pain and anguishly screamed...
Logic!
A camel decided to educate his son who he suspected was getting a little inquisitive.`Why do we have two humps?` asked the son. `That is so that we can go for days and...
Intelligent dog !
A wife says to her husband one weekend morning, 'We`ve got such a clever dog. He brings in the daily newspapers every morning.'Her husband replied...
Sign language of a monkey !
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said...
Smart snakes!
The Flood is over and the ark has landed. Noah lets all the animals out and says, 'Go forth and multiply.' A few months later, Noah decides to take a stroll and see how...