Designatd Decoy!
One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations...
Overloaded with Work?
If you feel overloaded with Work, immediately go to the nearest Biological Anxiety Relief center and place order for any one or more of the following...
When you are Drunk...
Things that are DIFFICULT to say when drunk:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary...
Three Bulls eyes!!!
A very drunk man goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender serves him and asks him if he would like to try the bar game of darts. Three in the bullseye and win a prize. Only a dollar for three darts...
Not Guilty!
A guy, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house, was contemplating how the future would be after he had divorced his wife, lost his children and lost his job...
How Old is this Drink?
An old guy walks into a bar and asks for a bottle of forty-year old Scotch. The bartender, not wanting to give up the good liquor, purse a shot of ten-year Scotch and figures that...
The Worst Day!!!
There was this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. After he didn`t move for a half-an-hour, this big trouble-making truck driver stepped up right next to him...
A Scotch Please
The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What`ll you have?"
The guy answers, "A scotch, please...
Complimentary!
A guy goes into the bar and sits down and orders a drink. Other than the bartender, there`s no one else in the place. All of a sudden he hears a voice say...
Deadbeat in a Bar
A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink, and he said, "No thanks, I don`t drink...