Seven Impossible Things to say when Drunk:
1. No thanks, I`m married.
2. Thank you, but I won`t make any attempt to dance, I have no...
Stunt Driver!!!
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff, bounced off a tree and finally shuddered to a stop. A passing motorist, who had witnessed...
Drunkard's Truth!
Late one Friday night the policemen spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin...
What's a Breathalyzer?
"Shhaaayyy, buddy, what`s a Breathalyzer?" asked one drink to his friend at the next barstool.
"Well, I`d have to say it`s a...
Drunk Biker!
A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still parked out the front. He goes round the back of the pub only to find two bikie...
Don't Ride Drunk!
Back in the days of the old Wild Wild West lived a guy named Ted who used to have a lot of fun. He rode into town like he usually did every Saturday night, and he went into the saloon and got drunk...
Attention All!
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar.
Suddenly the drunk stands up and yells, "ATTENTION ALL...
Knife Juggler
A music hall entertainer is stopped by the police for having a faulty brake light and, on the back seat of the car, the policeman spots a whole set of knives. He ask the man why...
Waaay too drunk...
A pub's closing and a totally plastered customer struggles to get to the door, then to walk home, despite only living a few hundred yards from there. He literally crawls on the pavement all the way back home...
Bob, The Chicken
Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said...