This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to...
A police officer pulls over a car with a young blonde driver in it....Cop : 'Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway, why are you going so slowly?'Blonde : 'Officer, I saw a...
A blonde was standing in front of a coke machine, she put in 50 cents and a coke came out. She set it on top of the coke machine. Put in 50 more cents pushed the button and...
A blonde goes to a barber shop wearing headphones.
She tells the hairdresser, 'Dress my hair please, but do not remove the headphones.' The hairdresser does his job but
There is a blonde driving through the country. She has just died her hair brown because she is sick of being made fun of. She is really hungry. She stops at a farmer’s house and says...
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics.'So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?'The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for half a minute before replying.......
A blonde bombshell walks into the airplanes and sits in 1st Class and the stewardess asks her for her ticket...The stewardess tells her that she only has a coach ticket. The blonde says...
There was a blonde driving down a road in her brand new, green Mustang. She was driving behind a big semi, she wanted to drive faster (because it was a new sports car and everything), so she started to get right on the semi`s tail. This angered the semi driver, he motioned for the blonde...
A blonde in Alaska decides to go ice fishing. So she packs up his stuff and goes out onto the ice. She starts sawing a hole in the ice, and a loud booming voice says...
Blonde was driving her car home one night when she suddenly found herself in the middle of a really bad hailstorm. Hailstones were as big as golf balls, and her car got dented up really bad. Next day, she took her car into a repair shop to have the dents examined. The repairman, noticing that...