Clean Jokes

One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn`t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked...

There is a huge house in our street. The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of irritable dogs allowed to run without leads. Her car isn`t taxed or insured and doesn`t even have a number plate, but...

Albert Einstein`s wife often suggested that he dress more professionally when he headed off to work.
"Why should I?" he would invariably argue. "Everyone knows me there...."
When the time came for Einstein to attend his first...

Einstein was once traveling from Princeton on a train when the conductor came down the aisle, punching the tickets of every passenger. When he came to Einstein, Einstein reached in his vest pocket. He couldn`t find his...

Some new trains have been announced in the name of celebrities: Bappi Express: Pull chain, another chain will be seen behind it. Ekta Kapoor Express: Will come 3 times on the same platform in slow motion....

Rahul Gandhi called up Domino`s and shouted at the branch manager: You idiot, I just received delivery of pizza from your boy and there`s nothing on it!! No cheese, no toppings...

Once Alia Bhatt was driving when she saw the flash of a traffic camera. She figured that her picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though she knew that she was...

Bill Gates: So, how`s heaven Steve?
Steve Jobs: Great, it just doesn`t have any walls or fences.
Bill Gates: So...?
Steve Jobs: So, we don`t need any Windows and Gates...

Mukeshbhai gets up from his bed room on 15th floor, takes a swim in the swimming pool on 17th floor, has breakfast on the 19th floor, dresses up for office on 14th floor, collects...

Mom: Happy birthday Suarez.
Suarez: Thanks mom.
Mom: Cake kaato beta.
Suarez: Ok mom.
Mom: Arrey beta chakku se....