Looking on the Bright Side
An elderly man took his little grandson for a walk around the local cemetery. Pausing before one gravestone, he said, "There lies a very honest man. He died owing me...
Anyone Home?
A social worker who had recently transferred from the big city to the mountains was touring her new territory. She came upon the tiniest cabin she had ever...
Genealogy!
A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?"
The mother answered, "God made Adam took one of his ribs and made Eve. They lived in the Garden...
Innocence is Bliss!
A little four year old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what`s up. The little boy is sitting on the toilet...
A Girl or A Boy?
Two babies were lying in a blanket. The 1st baby to the 2nd, "Are you a girl or a boy?"
2nd Baby: I don't know.
1st Baby: OK wait, I shall go...
We Are Not Dead!
Two little boys stole a bag of mangoes from their neighbor and decided to go to a calm place to share the loot. One of them suggested the nearby cemetery. As they were...
First Family Planning Lesson
Anna, 7 years old, gets home from school. She just had her first family planning lesson at school. Her mother, very interested, asks...
What's in a Name?
It was this little girl`s first day at a new school, and the teacher asked her what her name was.
She replied, "Happy Butt....
Your time is up!
Little Johnny`s father was a pastor in a small church. One day, his father told Little Johnny that a very important bishop was coming and...
Report Card
Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good...