Little Johnny Farts in Class
Little Johnny farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out. He goes and sits outside the class and cant...
Lumpy Farts!!!
Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?"
First little girl says, "The sky is...
Sound Requests
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparent`s house. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their...
Adam's Suit!
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible...
Father's Occupation!!!
"What`s your father`s occupation?" asked the school secretary, filling in the forms at the start of the academic year.
"He`s a magician...
Basic Maths!
The school teacher was taking the class in basic maths. She said to little Johnny, "If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and...
Tea Strainer
A little girl made a cup of tea for her mother.
"I didn''t know you could make tea," said mum taking a sip.
"Yes, I boiled some water...
Students' behavoiur in different Classes:
1st-3rd: Hey! I studied everything for exams.
4th-6th: Hey! That question was very hard so I didn't...
Too Many Mistakes
Johnny's English teacher was a perfectionist and demanded the very best of his pupils. So, it was only to be expected that he would get furious when Little Johnny handed in a poor...
Beauty Cream
Little Suzie watched, fascinated, as her mother was putting cold cream on her face.
"Why are you rubbing that cream on your face, Mommy?" she asked....