Clean Jokes

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said, "Now, boys, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know...

One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. It was covered with names, and small American flags...

There was a little boy who had just learned to count on his fingers. One day his uncle came to visit and the boy was anxious to show off his newly acquired skill. He told the uncle to...

"Mommy, my turtle is dead," the little boy, Johnny, sorrowfully told his mother, holding the turtle out to her in his hand. The mother kissed him on the head, then said...

The group had surrounded a dog. Concerned the boys were hurting the dog, the reverend went over and asked, "What are you doing with that dog?"
One of the boys replied...

A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom. The little boy turned to his mother and said...

A precious little girl walks into a Pet Smart store and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle...

A mother asked her young son, as they waited for the bus, to tell the driver he was 5 years old, because then he would ride for free...

Six-year-old Pappu came downstairs crying loudly. "What's the matter?" asked his mother.
"Papa was hanging pictures, and he just hit...

A guy's walking down the street and sees Dirty Johnny smoking a cigarette.
He says, "Kid, you're too young to smoke...