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Moral Stories!

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell...

First Day of School

Billy was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he realised that he desperately needed to go to the toilet. So Billy raised his hand politely to ask...

The Atheist Teacher

A YOUNG woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they are atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but...

Evolution or Creation?

A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?"
The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made...

How to Get into Heaven?

When Tim was just a wee lad, he went regularly to Sunday School.
One day, his teacher decided to test Tim to see if he understood the concept of getting to Heaven.
She asked him, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, Would that get me into Heaven?"

Biggest Lie

The priest was passing a group of young teens sitting on the church lawn and stopped to ask what they were doing...

Naughty Rhymes

The grade 5 teacher one day asked the children in her class to make rhymes with their names. First up was Dan...

Adam's Suit

A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, looking at the old pages as he turned them...

What is Adolescence ?

The teacher had just finished reading a story to the Fifth-grade class. She decided to check the student's knowledge of some of the vocabulary that had been used...

Tennis Ball

While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing none around it might belong to, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts...

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