Christmas Play
The choir director selected the 6-year-old little boy with the sweetest face for the opening scene of the Christmas play. "Now,all you have to do, when you hear me say...
Radar Trap
A police officer had a perfect hiding place for watching for speeders along a well-traveled stretch of highway. The location, at a bend in the road, allowed him to hide...
A Proud Indian
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too. Not really knowing why but wanting to be like...
Farmyard Noises
Teacher enters the classroom and asks the grade two students to learn some farm yard animal noises so they could perform them at the school assembly. The day comes quickly and...
Youngsterisms
Take one class of elementary school students, mix it thoroughly with several pounds of scientific facts, then shake it up with a examination and you have the perfect formula...
Big Nuts
A teacher puts a photograph of a tomcat on the blackboard, and proceeds to ask the class, if they can tell her how the tail is attached to the cat. Little Mary has the first attempt and answers...
Son of a Bitch
A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus six, that son of a bitch is eight. Three plus four, that son of a bitch is seven...."
Financial Advice
A young college co-ed came running in tears to her father.
"Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!"...
Lost Purse
A lady lost her purse in a bustling department store. She searched everywhere she had visited, but just couldn't find it. Finally, a little boy approached her and...
Sad Johnny
The first day of school was going good for the new teacher and in an attempt to "break the ice" with the little second graders, she began to ask each student what their...