Air Sick!
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong, mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him. The huge...
Birthday Present
The little girl was so proud of her birthday presents, her first watch and her first perfume. She really made a pest of herself throughout the morning, going up to all...
Spelling Bee
Agatha's 5-year-old developed a strong interest in spelling once she learned to spell STOP. After that, she tried to figure out her own words. From the back seat of the car...
Show & Tell
The teacher asked the students to bring one electrical appliance for "Show & Tell," and the next day every kid had something. The teacher asks Anaa: What did you bring?
"I brought a...
Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the woman with whom I carpooled to our children's soccer practice. I phoned and explained that my husband...
Crushed Nuts?
A kid walks into an ice cream store and when he steps up to the counter the owner asks him what he wants. The kid just stares and looks around with a glazed expression on his...
Mock Earthquake
A troop of Boy Scouts was being used as "Guinea pigs" in a test of emergency systems. A mock earthquake was staged, and the Scouts impersonated wounded...
Entry to Heaven
"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?" I asked the children in my Sunday School class...
Latecomer
Little Johnny was late for class. He walked into the classroom, quietly shut the door behind him, and tiptoed to his seat, all the while hoping his teacher wouldn't notice. But...
Time's Up
Little Johnny's father was a pastor in a small church. One day, his father told Little Johnny that a very important bishop was coming and that he would be staying with them. Little Johnny became very...