Nose Picking
As Joe was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old daughter was having a great time playing on the bed.
At one point, she said, 'Daddy, look at this,' and stuck out...
Religious Johhny
Little Johnny's dad was a farmer in a poor district of the country. One day his Uncle Andy came to visit. Since there were limited accommodations, he was required to sleep with...
Witness Stand
A boy who was a witness to a crime was on the witness stand in court. He was approached by the defense attorney who asked, 'Did anyone tell you what to say in court...
Xmas Shopping
Christmas was coming near and it was time for Little Johnny to finish his holiday shopping. He went into a toy shop, took a toy plane, gave the shopkeeper fake money and started to leave.
The shopkeeper spoke up...
Pregnant Lady
A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor's office.
He inquisitively asked the lady...
Little Heart
Little Johnny was attending his first day of school.
The teacher advised the class to start the day with the pledge of allegiance, and instructed them to put their right hands over their hearts and repeat after him. He looked around the room as he started the recitation...
Fertilizer
A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer.
A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called...
Strange Neighbours
There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try life in Australia. He found an apartment in a small block and settled in.
After a week or two, his mother called to...
Honest Lawyer!
Two small boys were overheard talking one day.
'My name is Jimmy. What's yours?' asked the first boy.
'Johnnie,' replied...
Help Suzy
A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils' answer by reciting a short poem. The first kid sat in the first row was a teacher's pet.
He stood and said, 'My name is...