Clean Jokes

A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the bed.With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands: It is with...

A young boy comes running down the street looking for a cop. He finds one and then begs, 'Please, officer, come back to the bar..

A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother, 'Mum, what's sex?'

His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational theories...

A nursery school teacher says to her class, 'Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?'
First a little girl says, 'The sky is definitely...

At the Henry Street Hebrew School, Goldblatt, the new teacher, finished the day's lesson. It was now time for the usual question period.
'Mr. Goldblatt,' announced little Joey...

One day Bush was out jogging and accidentally fell from a bridge into a very cold river.
Three boys, playing along the river, saw the accident. Without a second thought...

A businessman was talking with his barber, when they both noticed a goofy-looking kid bouncing down the sidewalk.
The barber whispered, 'That's Johnnie, one of the stupidest kids you'll ever meet. Here...

Grandpa and granddaughter were sitting talking when she asked, 'Did God made you, Grandpa?'
'Yes, God made me,' the grandfather answered.
A few minutes later, the little girl asked him...

One day three young boys were playing, and talking about their home life with their parents.
One little boy said, 'It's about time I be getting home because if I'm late for supper...

One day Gramma sent her grandson little Johnnie down to the water hole to get some water to cook dinner.
As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes...