Atheist!
A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they are atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to be like their teacher...
Christmas prayer
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began...
Vanishing cream!
During a dinner party, the hosts' two little kids entered the dining room totally nude and walked slowly around the table.
The parents were so embarrassed that...
Natural childbirth!
A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth. He asked his parents, 'How was I born?'
'Well honey ...' said the slightly prudish parent, 'the stork brought you to us.'
'OH,' said the boy. 'Well, how did you and...
Entry to Heaven!
'If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?' Robert asked the children in a school class.
'NO!' the children all answered.
'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and...
Praying Johnny!
Little Johnny was walking along the railroad tracks when suddenly he got his foot caught under one of the railroad ties. He tried to get it out but it was really stuck. As he struggled to free his foot, he heard a noise and turned around. To his horror he saw a train coming.
Panicked he started to pray...
Adam's dress
A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible.
He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an...
Interesting topic!
A stranger was seated next to Little Johnnie on the plane when the stranger turned to the boy and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
Little Johnnie, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and...
Plus sign!!!
Little Johnnie's parents had tried everything to help his math grade: tutors, flash cards, 'Hooked on Math,' special learning centers, everything. Finally, they enrolled him in the local Catholic school.
The very first day, he came home with a very serious look on his face, went straight to...
Biggest lie!
A minister passed a group of teenaged boys sitting on the church lawn.
'Good Evening, boys. What are you doing?'
'Nothing much, Pastor,' replied the one lad. 'We're just seeing who can tell the biggest lie about his sex life.'
'Boys, boys, boys...