Anger and exasperation
A young girl who was writing a paper for school came to her father and asked, 'Dad, what is the difference between anger and exasperation?'
The father replied, 'It is mostly a matter of degree. Let me show you what I mean.'
With that the father went to the telephone and dialed...
Getting better!
A little girl was sitting next to her grandfather as he read her a bedtime story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach up and touch his wrinkled cheek. She touched her own cheek after she touched his.
After a little while of thinking she asked, 'Grandpa, did God make...
Wrong Detergent!
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the grocery store picking out a pretty good size box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over, and, trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do.
'Oh, no laundry,' the boy said, 'I`m going to wash my dog.'
'But you shouldn`t use this to wash your dog. It`s very...
Proverbs by kids
A Third grade teacher collected well known proverbs. He gave each kid in the class the first half of the proverb, and asked them to come up with the rest. Here is what the kids came up with:
Love all, trust ... me.
No news is...
Johnnie`s request
Johnnie wanted $100 to buy a remote control car, so he prayed like crazy for two weeks ... but nothing happened.
Johnnie decided to write God an urgent letter, requesting $100. When the post office received the letter addressed to God, USA, they forwarded the letter to...
Johnny and the Pastor
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. The young man of seven had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up and stood beside him and...
Perfect archer
A duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants; he came across a tree. Upon it, archery targets were painted and smack in the middle of each was an arrow.
'Who is this incredibly fine archer?' cried the duke. 'I must find him!'
After continuing through the forest for a few miles he came across a small boy carrying a bow and arrow. Eventually the boy admitted that...
Where is Jesus?
A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred for real. He asked his class, 'Where is Jesus today?'
Steven raised his hand and said, 'He`s in heaven.'
Mary was called on and answered...
The bribe!
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a car pulls over next to him.
'If you get in the car,' the driver says, 'I`ll give you five hundred rupees and a piece of candy.'
The boy refuses and keeps on walking.
A few moments later, not to take no for an answer, the man...
Fastest bird !
One day Johnny was at church and ask the priest may I go to the bathroom, the priest said.
'Yes you may.'
Johnny left and headed for the woods. He found a big tree and crouched down to take a dump. Meanwhile, the priest went looking for him in the woods.
Johnny heard the priest coming, wiped his butt with a leaf and pulled his pants up. Johnny then took his hat off and...