Clean Jokes

The final examination for an English class was two hours long and exam booklets were provided. The teacher was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. A half hour into the exam, Little Johnny came rushing in and asked the teacher for an exam booklet.
'You`re not going to have...

A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions.
'Davy, what noise does a cow make?'
'It goes moo.'
'Alice, what noise does a cat make?'
'It goes...

Miss Jones is a kindergarten teacher and today is her birthday. As she walked into her classroom one of her students, Dollly, had brought a gift up to her desk.
'Guess what it is!' said Dolly.
Knowing that Dolly`s father owned a bookstore she guessed...

One day on a train, there were two small boys and a middle aged lady. She sat reading her book but couldn`t help overhearing the two small boys having a deep heated discussion on the subject of spelling.'It would be spelt `W-W-W-W-O-O-O-O-M-M-M-M-B-B-B-B`,' the first boy argued.
'No its not! It`s spelt...

A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them between 10 and 12 years of age.
The group surrounded a dog. Concerned lest the boys were hurting the dog, he went over and asked 'What are you doing with that dog?'
One of the boys replied...

One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in the classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children.
The teacher asked a little boy: Sonu do you see the tree outside?
Sonu: Yes.
Teacher: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
Sonu...

Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher. She says, 'Hello Class, I`m Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name class, remember it has an 'r' after the first letter.'
A few days later the regular teacher is still sick. When Little Johnny gets to his desk, the teacher asks him...

Little Johnnie, on a day when he was being particularly reckless, was playing in the backyard one morning. Soon, some honeybees started swirling around, annoying little Johnnie. He began stomping on them in his temper. His father caught him trampling the honeybees, and after a brief moment of thought said...

In school one day the teacher decided in science class she would teach about materials.
So she stood in the front of the class and said, 'Children, if you could have one raw material in the world what would it be?'
Little Richie raised his hand and said 'I would want gold, because...