Make-up!
Jill calls her friend Linda, Linda picks up the phone.
Jill : 'Do ya wanna go to the mall with me?'
Linda : 'Why?'
Jill : 'I need to study...
The waiting!
The restaurant where I took my two kids for a meal was crowded with fans watching a sporting event on television...
A harried waitress took our order, but more than half an hour passed with no sign of...
Wagon R ?
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise.
'Hey Willis!!' the farmer yelled. 'Forget your troubles. Come in with us. Then I`ll help you get the...
Troublesome kids!
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved. The boys` mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful...
Anger and exasperation!
A young girl who was writing a paper for school came to her father and asked, 'Dad, what is the difference between anger and exasperation?'
The father replied, 'It is mostly a matter of degree. Let me show you what I mean.'
With that the father...
Say the blessings!
A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, 'Would you like to say the blessing?'
'I wouldn`t know what to...
Number Game!
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers.
'Yes,' he said, 'I do. My father taught me.'
'Good. What comes after three?'
'Four,' answers...
Home alone!
A traveling salesman rings the doorbell and 10-year old Little Johnny answers holding a beer and smoking a fat cigar. The salesman says, 'Little boy, is your mother...
What did Lincoln do ?
A father noticed that his son was spending way too much time playing computer games. In an effort to motivate the boy into focusing more attention on his schoolwork, the father said...
Don`t meddle with kids!
There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his watermelons. After some careful thought, he came upwith a clever idea that he thought would...