Raffle Ticket
I remember once when my dad gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead I bought a raffle ticked for a brand new car. When I got home, I explained to my dad what I did and he beat the crap...
It's Snack Time!
A guy was packing for a business trip and his five year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed helping her Daddy pack for his big trip. At one point she giggled and said, "Daddy, Daddy...
Family Planning Lesson
Annie, 6 years old, gets home from school. She had her first family planning lesson at school. Her mother, very interested, asks, How did it go?"
"I nearly died of shame!" She answers...
God's Getting Better
A little girl was sitting next to her grandfather as he read her a bedtime story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach up and touch his wrinkled cheek. She touched her own cheek after she...
Hilarious Test Answers
Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.
Some oxygen molecules help fires burn while others help make water, so sometimes it`s brother...
Why God Made Moms?
Answers given by 2nd graders:
1. She`s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born....
Four Animals
A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"
A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals, just like my Mom always says...
The New Librarian
The new librarian decided that instead of checking out children`s books by writing the names of borrowers on the book cards herself, she would have the youngsters sign their own names. She would then tell them they were signing...
Red Roses
I boarded the train and took my seat. The seat next to me was empty, but not for long. A mother boarded with her 5-year-old daughter sat down in the seat beside me. I offered my seat to the little girl but Mom said no...
A Little Cup of 'Tea'
There was a family with one kid, Suzie. One day the mother was out and dad was in charge of Suzie, who just turned three. Someone had given her a little tea set as a birthday gift and it was one of her favorite toys...