Family Planning
A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand. "That`s a serious step...
A Difficult Question!
A little boy walks in to the kitchen one Sunday morning while his dad is reading the paper.
"Where does poo come from?" he asks.
The father feeling a little perturbed that his 5-year-old son...
I Dare You
At a church meeting, a very wealthy man rose to tell the rest of those present about his Christian faith. "I`m a millionaire," he said, "and I attribute it all to the rich blessings of God in my life. I remember that...
Shakespeare's Lesson
A young lad and his mother were walking down the street one day when suddenly the boy yelled out excitedly, "Mother, Mother, Look at that bowlegged man!"
His mother immediately hushed him explaining it was not polite...
My Favourite Animal
Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, `Fried Chicken.` She said I wasn`t funny, but she couldn`t have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed. My parents told me to always be truthful...
A Little Pain
The new priest was hosting a meeting in the church of the young candidates for First Communion, with their parents. Now, this church had some magnificent stained glass windows, so his message centered on how each of us is...
Bought vs. Homemade
Six-year-old Annie returns home from school and says that today she had her first family planning lesson at school. Her mother, very interested, asks, "Oh... How did it go?"
"I nearly died of shame...
Pushing The Wrong Way...
Two boys were struggling with a huge table in a doorway. They pushed and pulled and upped it and downed it until both were exhausted.
Between gasps for air, one managed to say, "We better give up... because we`ll never...
Monopoly Money
Ricky was at the mall and went into a toy shop, picked up a toy plane, gave the shopkeeper Monopoly money and started to leave. The shopkeeper told him, "Excuse me little boy, this isn`t real money...
Just a Fart!!!
My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room...