Hiding Out!
A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not rung in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with a main computer, he phoned the employee`s home number and was greeted with a...
Stuttering Myths
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says.
A little girl raises her hand, "I had a kitty...
Practical Demonstration
A Little kid was having a problem with his homework. Dad, he asked, "What is the difference between anger and exasperation?"
"Well, son," said his father...
Slow Mom, Fast Mom!
Little Freddie's mother was in the hospital, and he was paying a visit to see his new brother. He wandered into an adjoining room...
Don't Mess with Kids
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with...
New Baby Sibling
When a woman discovered that she was pregnant, her four-year-old son overheard his parents` conversation. He didn`t say anything until a week later when a family friend...
Witnessing Childbirth
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her...
Don't be Smart with Kids!
In a Nursery School Canteen, there was a basket of Apples with a notice written over it: Do not take more than one, God is watching. On the other counter there was a box of...
No One Slept with Mom
Several years ago, I returned home from a trip just when a storm hit, with crashing thunder and severe lightning. As I came into my bedroom at about 2 AM, I found my two...
Being Possible !!!
The teacher asked her class what each wanted to become when they grew up. A chorus of responses came from all over the room.
"A football player."
"A doctor...