Clean Jokes

The little boy was sitting on a park bench munching on one chocolate bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating...

Little Emily was complaining to her mother that her stomach hurt.
Her mother replied, "That`s because it`s empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it...

My two daughters were having a discussion about family resemblance.
"I look like Mom," said my nine-year-old, "but I have Dad's eyes and Dad`s lips...

A girl was crying bitterly.
Mom: What happened dear?
Daughter: Mom do I lookk like a wicked witch?
Mom: No....

My son asked me if we could have a tree this Christmas. I told him I didn`t want to pay for a tree and that`s that. He wouldn`t stop asking though, every five minutes he...

When I stopped the bus to pick up Chris for preschool, I noticed an older woman hugging him as he left the house.
"Is that your grandmother?" I asked...

In a high school civics class, they were discussing the qualifications for becoming President of the United States. The requirements are pretty simple...

While walking through the woods one day, I was surprised to hear a child`s voice. I followed the sound, trying in vain to understand the child`s words. When I spotted...

The little boy was sitting on a park bench munching on one chocolate bar after another.
After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all those chocolates isn`t good...

Timmy and Tina were sitting down to eat their supper with the baby sitter when 6 year old Timmy saw the baby sitter sit down in his father`s seat....