In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of Dorothy (Dot for short). Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder...
Conversation between a software engineer and his wife.
Husband - Hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife - Would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - Hard disk...
Notice on entry gate of a Apple Store: Don`t ever fart here, the smell will stay for ages. We don`t have Windows.
And a Tit for Tat from Microsoft...
Did you hear that Google is now offering free email accounts that are 500 times bigger...
There was a large group of frinds on Whatsapp. There were around 40 to 50 pepole in that group....
Conversation: Member A: Happy Birthday Tina....
Congratulations... iPhone 6 launched...
The best feature of iPhone 6 is that if you hold it upside down it becomes iPhone 9.
iPhone users who`ve been saying...
Brahma: System installer
Vishnu: System operator
Shiva: "System programmer
Narad: Data Transmitter...
1. Someone on his status "Sleeping" since 3 Days! He`s Probably dead.
2. Someone says, "Can`t talk. Whatsapp only". Dude then throw away your phone...
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data.
What is a computer`s first sign of old age?
Loss of memory...
Be afraid! Infact very afraid, or be yourself. Technology can hurt you.
A wife was calling out for her husband from the kitchen to help her with the dishes...