There`s a new illness discovered at the University of Bheja. It`s a condition called WhatsApia. The symptoms are:
Help-desk guy speaking to a lady user ...
Help-desk : double click on "My Computer".
Lady : I can't see your computer...
1. HARD DISK lady: Remembers everything forever.
2. RAM lady: Forgets about you the moment...
Boy: Hello Babe.... (11:45pm)
Girl: (last seen at 11:46pm)
Boy: Hey please answer me :) ( 11:50pm)
Girl: (last seen at 11:52pm)...
A programmer had been missing from work for over a week when finally someone noticed and called the cops. They went round to his flat and broke the door...
A Helpdesk guy speaking to a lady user...
Helpdesk: Double click on "My Computer".
Lady: I can`t see your computer...
I had been doing Tech Support for Hewlett-Packard`s DeskJet division for about a month when I had a customer call with a problem I just couldn`t solve...
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read...
When Bill Gates died, he went up to Heaven, where Saint Peter showed him to his house; a beautiful 20 room house, with grounds and a tennis court. Bill Gates was pleased, and spent many months enjoying the amenities of Heaven...
My friend Nancy and I decided to introduce her elderly mother to the magic of the Internet. Our first move was to access Google, and we told her it could answer any question....