Clean Jokes



A Printer Problem

When my printer's type began to grow faint, I called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed me that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned...

Microsoft's support office

There was a pilot flying a small single engine charter plane, with a couple of very important executives on board. He was coming into airport through thick fog...

Car Breakdown

There are four engineers traveling in a car. One is a mechanical engineer, one a chemical engineer, one an electrical engineer and the other one an engineer from Microsoft. The car breaks down...

Error Messages

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said...

Types of Girls

Hard Disk Girls: She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Girls: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her...

Email Heights

HEIGHT OF REPETITION: Forwarding an email to someone and receiving the same email forwarded back to you by someone in the receiving chain....

Super Computer

The Super Computer stood at the end of the Computer Company's production line. At which point the guided tour eventually arrived. The salesman stepped forward to...

Mass Mail

The husband finally wised up to the fact that his wife was less than faithful. He hired a private investigator to follow her and, in less than a week, had all the information that he needed on the...

Globalization

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an...

Buying E-beg.com

A poor, downtrodden beggar stands on the street, not having much luck. Exasperated and hungry he decides to make a sign, and hastily scrawls the word 'Beg' on a piece of cardboard.
Hardly anyone pays him and his new sign...