Nymphomaniac !
The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. 'What seems to be the problem?' the doctor asked.
'Well, I, uh,' she stammered. 'I think I, uh, might be...
Prostrate problem !
A man walks into his doctors office and is sitting in the waiting room waiting his turn to be seen by his doctor. A casual aquaintance sits down next to him and sturring asks 'W w wahat are y y you d d doing hhhere?'
The man replies...
Helping God!!
An old couple go to the doctor. The old man goes first to have his physical. When the doctor is done with him, he sends the old man back into the wating room and calls the old woman in. The doctor tells her, 'Before we proceed with the examination, I would like to...
Suicide foiled!
1st man: 'I woke up this morning and felt so bad that I tried to kill myself by taking a thousand aspirin.'
2nd man: 'Oh really, what...
The opinion!
A guy walks into the vet`s office with a hamster. He lays the hamster on the table and the doctor says, 'I`m sorry, sir, but your hamster is dead.'
'I want a second opinion!' the man demands.
So the doctor brings...
Orders!
Doctor: 'I see you`re over a month late for your appointment. Don`t you know that nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention? What`s your excuse?'
Patient:' I was just following...
Hard of hearing!
A man told his doctor, 'I don`t think my wife`s hearing is as good as it used to be. What should I do?'
The doctor replied, 'Try this test first. When your wife is at the sink doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask...
The nuts!
A doctor at an (insane) asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well. As the national anthem started, the doctor...
The problem of stress!
Patient: 'Doctor, you must help me. I`m under such a lot of stress that I keep losing my temper with people.'
Doctor: 'Tell me about your...
The gulping chief!
When the tribal chief was suffering from constipation, one of his men goes to a doctor.
Knowing little English he says, `Big Chief!...... No shit!!`
The doctor prescribes the medicines...