Health Conscious
A man goes to consult a specialist about his medical problem. After the visit the man asks, "How much do I owe you?"
"My fee is five hundred dollars," replies the physician
Bump on The Head
A man who had just undergone a very complicated operation kept complaining about a bump on his head and a terrible headache. Since his operation had been an intestinal one, there was no earthly reason why...
Patient Will Live, But...
On a busy Med/Surg floor the doctor stops the nurse to brief her on a patient`s condition, "This patient is a fellow physician and my favorite golf partner. His injury is serious and I fear he will not be able to...
Who Listens?
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years old, the other over 70. They rode on the elevator together at the end of an unbearably hot, sticky day. The younger man...
Desire to Steal
"Great news, Mr. Bradley," the psychiatrist reported. "After eighteen months of therapy, I can pronounce you finally and completely cured of your kleptomania. You`ll never be trapped by the desire...
A Hard Pill to Swallow
A man goes to the doctor with a swollen leg. After a careful examination, the doctor gives the man a pill big enough to choke a horse. "I`ll be right back with some water," the doctor tells him. The doctor has...
Wrong Diagnosis
An old man goes to his doctor, complaining about a pain in his leg that doesn`t heal and wants a diagnosis and explanation. The doctor checks out his leg, but can`t find anything wrong. So he gives the old guy a full...
Doctor Google
Patient: I have fever, headache, cough and cold. I`ve taken some basic medicines for the same. Doctor: Which ones?
Patient: Paracetamol, Amoxicillin, Levocetrizine,Theophylline,Montelukast, Bromhexine...
Indian Remedy
Ever since Robert was a child, he had a fear of someone under his bed at night. So he went to a Psychiatrist and told him "I`ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there`s somebody under it...
Doctor's Advice
Yesterday I was talking to my doctor and after knowing my occupation and job structure he advised: You must exercise more. Don`t buy cold drinks from stalls. Beer and whiskey better to avoid completely. Drink more...