Miracle Cure
A woman needed to visit the doctor`s office just to have her throat swabbed for a culture. She sat in the waiting room for quite some time with her legs crossed, reading a magazine while other...
Cheap Hearing Aid
Morris realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much money. "How much do they cost?" he asked the salesperson.
"That depends," he said. "They run from...
Learn a New Sport
On a busy Med/Surg floor the doctor stops the nurse to brief her on a patient`s condition, "This patient is a fellow physician and my favorite golf partner. His injury is serious and I fear he will not be able to...
IMA on Demonetisation
The Indian Medical Association has weighed the demonetization high value notes and this is what they have to say: The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves...
Super Specialty Hospital
A dentist, doing his first extraction on a patient, was understandably nervous. When he got the molar out, his hand shook, he lost his grip on the instrument, and the tooth dropped down into the patient`s throat...
Good & Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"
Patient: Well, give me the bad news first...
Turning Into a Horse
A middle-aged woman enters her family doctor`s office in a frantic state. She says, "Doctor, I think I`m turning into a horse!"
The doctor, taken aback, replies, "I`m sure you may have some problem, but I assure you...
Medical Specialists!
A dentist, doing his first extraction on a patient, was understandably nervous. When he got the molar out, his hand shook, he lost his grip on the instrument, and the tooth dropped down into the patient`s throat....
Little Johnny & His Balloon
Little Johnny blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he`s liable to break something, but the boy continues. "Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off....
Medical Students
Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. One of the students said to his friend, "I`m sure he has Petry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that...