Constipation Problem
An old woman went to see her doctor about her constipation problem.
"It`s horrible," she said, "I haven`t moved my...
A short history of medicine
Doctor, I have an ear ache.
2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.
1000 B.C. - That root is heathen...
Duck Hunting!
Three doctors went duck hunting and a bird flew overhead. The general practitioner looked at it and said, "Looks like a duck, flies like...
Bad News!
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Might as well give me the bad news first....
Hearing Aid!
A man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much money.
"How much do they cost?" he asked the clerk...
Silent and Odourless Farts!
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. My farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact
It's Too Late
The orthopedic surgeon Joe worked for was moving to a new office, and his staff was helping transport many of the items.
Joe sat the display skeleton in the front of his car, his bony...
Die Another Day!
A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the the operating table. she had a near-death experience.
Seeing God she asked, "Is my time...
Miracle Doctor
A new miracle doctor was in town. He could cure anything and anybody, and everyone was amazed with what he can do. Everyone except for Mr. Smith, the town grouch. So Mr. Smith went to this...
Powerful Laxative
This guy goes to the doctor after being constipated for two weeks. The doctor prescribes a heavy-duty laxative and tells him to take two when he gets home. The guy goes home to...