Comforting a Patient!
A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheelchair, just before his operation. A nurse stopped him and asked...
A Great Physician
A young woman wasn`t feeling well, and asked one her co-workers to recommend a physician.
"I know a great one in the city, but he is very expensive...
Constipation Problem
An old woman went to see her doctor about her constipation problem.
"It`s horrible," she said, "I haven`t moved my...
A short history of medicine
Doctor, I have an ear ache.
2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.
1000 B.C. - That root is heathen...
Duck Hunting!
Three doctors went duck hunting and a bird flew overhead. The general practitioner looked at it and said, "Looks like a duck, flies like...
Bad News!
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Might as well give me the bad news first....
Hearing Aid!
A man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much money.
"How much do they cost?" he asked the clerk...
Silent and Odourless Farts!
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. My farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact
It's Too Late
The orthopedic surgeon Joe worked for was moving to a new office, and his staff was helping transport many of the items.
Joe sat the display skeleton in the front of his car, his bony...
Die Another Day!
A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the the operating table. she had a near-death experience.
Seeing God she asked, "Is my time...