Management Lesson
His Phone rang in church by accident during prayers. The Pastor scolded him. The worshippers admonished him after prayer for interrupting the silence. His wife kept on kept on lecturing him on his...
Christmas Raffle
Several days before Halloween, Tom, Dick and Harry were sitting in a bar enjoying a few quiet drinks, when they decided to get in on the Christmas raffle. Since the raffle was for charity...
Speeding Ticket
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over...
Too Many Cooks
While Captain Cook was sailing the South Pacific, he discovered an island that had a fabulous house of ill repute. The women were out of this world, the hospitality incredible, and the prices amazingly cheap...
Forrest Gump in Heaven
Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed and Forrest approaches the Gatekeeper. St. Peter says, "Well, Forrest, it`s certainly good...
Misspelled Name
Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery, they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise...
The Drunk and The Priest
A drunk, who smelled of beer sat down, on a subway seat next to a priest. The man`s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket...
Please Show The ID
This guy walked into a little corner store with a shot gun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the counter...
Children - Then vs Now
Children of now a days are so spoilt that they don`t even know that in our days you could be beaten for any of the following reasons: Crying after being beaten.
Not crying after being beaten...
George and the Dragon
An 18th-century vagabond in England, exhausted and famished, came to a roadside Inn with a sign reading: "George and the Dragon."
He knocked. The Innkeeper`s wife stuck her head out...