Mock Drill
A troop of Boy Scouts was being used as "guinea pigs" in a test of emergency systems. A mock earthquake was staged, and the Scouts impersonated wounded persons who were to be picked up and cared...
Quit Smoking
Brandon, at a New Year`s party, turns to his friend, Justin, and asks for a cigarette.
"I thought you made a New Year`s resolution to quit smoking
Most Confusing Two Letter Word
There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meaning than any other two- letter word, and that is "UP." It`s easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list...
Worried Sick!
The ninety five year old woman at the nursing home received a visit from one of her fellow church members.
"How are you feeling?" the visitor asked.
"Oh," said the lady, "I`m just...
Broken Scrotum!
A woman named Jill stood up at her church`s Testimony Meeting one Sunday morning, took the microphone from one of the church ushers, and bared her soul to the enrapt congregation...
The Greatest Moment
The nurse approached him, smiling. "The labor is going great," she said. "Wouldn`t you like to come in?"
"Oh, no." The man shook his head.
The nurse returned...
Young Widow
To get acquainted with his new Parish, the Priest decided to call on some daily. One he selected was a young widow, her husband, according to the index card, had died two years ago. After knocking...
MA in American History
Finkelman just arrives in America and needs a job, and has no qualms about inventing the necessary qualifications. He reasons that once he finds work, he will impress the boss so much that...
Canary Contest
Jim strolls into the paint section of B&Q and walks up to the assistant. "I`d like a pint of canary-colored paint," he says. "Certainly," says the clerk. "Mind if I ask why you need it...
The Lazy Fisherman
A visitor from Buffalo was strolling along the California surf one morning. During his walk he came upon a fellow, fishing pole clutched in his hands, sound asleep against the side of a huge coastal rock. Just then the pole...