The First Date
A guy walks into a bookstore, not looking for anything in particular. On his way to the back of the store, he spots something of interest. A book with a very interesting title, "Dating for the New Millennium...
Always Listen to Your Mom
Son: Daddy, I`ve a small doubt!
Dad: Bolo Na Beta.
Son: Daddy, I learned that Shri Ram became GOD by listening to his Dad in SATYA YUGA...
New Restroom Trip Policy
Find that your employees are slacking off at work? Not fully utilizing their office hours? Spending too much time in the restroom and toilet chats? Try this new policy that is guaranteed to return those lost hours...
Winter Earmuffs
Winters are fierce in northern Scotland, so the owner of the estate felt he was doing a good deed when he bought a pair of earmuffs for his foreman. One cold, blustery day, he noticed that the foreman wasn`t wearing...
Avoiding Mid-Air Collision
The attractive wife told her husband she was going on vacation with a girlfriend. She spent a wild, wonderful week with her fabulously wealthy lover, who, at the end of the week gave her a beautiful $10,000 mink coat...
Heavenly Voice
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG! He looks around: nobody`s there. "I am having hallucinations," he thinks. Then he hears the voice again: I SAID, DIG ! So he starts to dig...
An Overweight Blonde
A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you`ll have lost at least five...
Magnificent Niagara
I recently had a visitor from the state of Texas. For three days all I heard from him was... `In Texas we have the best this, the largest that, the fastest that... etc.` It eventually became very annoying...
Intelligent and Smart
Larry, a computer programmer for a consulting group, had designed some software for a large account. He asked John`s help in putting it into operation. At first, Larry handled most of the work. Eventually, though...
Empty Boxes Problem
A toothpaste factory had a problem: they sometimes shipped empty boxes, without the tube inside. This was due to the way the production line was set up, and people with experience in designing production lines...