Your Dog Was Depressed
Jason gets off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocks on his blind date`s door. She opens it and is very beautiful and charming. "I`ll be ready in a few minutes," she says. "Why don`t you play with Spot...
Christmas Party Warning
A warning to all you drivers, be careful about drunk driving as we`re getting close to Christmas and Police are out there checking on people. Last night I was out for a few drinks. One thing lead to another...
Fake News
On a very Serious note, please be informed that somebody is trying to cause false alarm and despondency by spreading a very bad rumor about me. Some people are intentionally trying to harm my reputed image...
The Great Gambler
Benjamin is in the midst of a long dry spell in Las Vegas. Eventually he gambles away all his money and has to borrow a quarter from another gambler just to use the men`s room. He finds a stall that happens to be open...
Pre-Lit Christmas Trees
It`s Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look for a Christmas Tree. They gathered their axe, a sled, and a broom to brush the trees off so they can get a good look at them. When they finally reach...
Mexican Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He`s got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What`s in the bags?"
"Sand," answered Juan...
Talking To a Wall
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall. Every day when she looks out, she sees an old Jewish man praying vigorously. So the journalist goes down and...
The Butt of Your Own Joke
I work in the electronics department of a major retailer. The phone rings one evening. On the other end is a girl, who sounds to be about 18 or so, and I can hear muffled giggles behind her, so I know she`s got it..
Management Lesson
His Phone rang in church by accident during prayers. The Pastor scolded him. The worshippers admonished him after prayer for interrupting the silence. His wife kept on kept on lecturing him on his...
Christmas Raffle
Several days before Halloween, Tom, Dick and Harry were sitting in a bar enjoying a few quiet drinks, when they decided to get in on the Christmas raffle. Since the raffle was for charity...