Entry To Heaven
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone knew, the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates...
Preparing for the Funeral
When old Mr. O`Leary died, an elaborate wake was planned. In preparation, Mrs. O`Leary called the undertaker aside for a private little talk. "Please be sure to fasten his toupee to his head very securely...
Quick Money
A boy was cycling with a basket of eggs on it. He hit a stone and fell down along with the cycle. The eggs also fell down and broke. A crowd gathered around the boy. As usual free advice started flowing from...
The Sahara Forest!!!
A large, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good lumberjack. The very next day, a skinny little man showed up at the camp with his axe, and knocked...
The Laziest Fisherman
A visitor from Buffalo was strolling along the California surf one morning. During his walk he came upon a local, fishing pole clutched in his hands, sound asleep against the side of a huge coastal rock. Just then...
The Pessimmist
Friends, one an Optimist and the other a Pessimist could never quite agree on any topic of discussion. One day the Optimist decided he had found a good way to pull his Pessimistic friend out of his way of continual...
Medical Discussion
Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man Walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend, "I`m sure that poor old...
Man of Few Words
The good bishop knew very well that everyone in his small town look to him for an example. One night, however, after a long, hard day, he came to his last visitation. His hostess, noting that he looked tired...
Beretta Pistol Testimonial
This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator. What is the smallest caliber that you would trust to protect yourself? A Beretta testimonial:
The Church Gossip
Mildred, the church gossip and self-appointed monitor of the church`s morals, kept sticking her nose into other people`s business. Several members did not approve of her activities, but feared her enough to...