Good Deed
A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered...
Hunting Gone Wrong
A couple of hunters are out in the woods in the deep south when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn`t seem to be breathing, and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out...
Antique Collectors' Dinner
A Colombian, Russian, Arab and a Punjabi were in a discussion during an Antique Collectors` Dinner. Colombian Drug Lord: "I have loads of money... I want to buy the world`s 10 rarest pens...
Matzo Balls
A Jewish family invited their gentile neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course was set in front of them and the Jewish couple announced, "This is matzo ball soup."
On seeing the two large...
Management Decisions!
A king had 10 wild dogs. He used them to torture and kill any minister that misguided him. A minister once gave an opinion which was wrong and which the king didn`t like at all...
How Marketing Works!
An interoffice football game was held every year between the company`s marketing and support staff. The support staff whipped the marketing department soundly. But the marketing department...
Covid-19 Funny Quotes
Globally, we are now into our seventh month of this pandemic. These various quotes made me laugh, which I SO needed. Which one is your favorite?
1. So let me get this straight, there`s no cure for a virus...
The Pink Envelope
One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor of the Granville Christian Church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again the next week. The following Sunday...
Easy Money
One day, two young brothers in Rome, aged 12 and 14, came home with a 20 and 50 euro note. Their mother asked them where they got all that money from. "Well, we were standing outside the...