Love Mariage!
Beta: Mummy kya love marriage karne se ghar wale naraaz hote hain?
Maa: Tu pakka kisi churail ke chakkar mein hoga or yeh sab tujhe usi daayan ne kaha hoga...
Jhootha... Dhokhebaaz...
1st Girl: Aaj kal ke ladkon ka toh bilkul bhi bharosa nahin karna chahiye !!! Main toh ab uski shakl bhi nahin dekhungi.
2nd Girl: Kyon kya hua ??? Uska kisi aur ke saath...
A True Gentleman!
A Girl to a Boy in a train: Can I sit here?
Boy: It` all yours.
Girl: Can I take some water...
The Baby Bump
Pappu: Papa Aunty ka pet itna kyun foola hua hai ?
Santa: I know ki, tu sab Jan ta hai, badmaash.
Pappu: Nahin papa, I don`t know...
Punishing Pappu
Pappu ko hamesha school mein galtiyon ki wajah se maar ya daant padti rehti thi.
Ek din Pappu ne phir se hamesha ki tarah homework nahin kiya tha aur isliye...
Dominant Husband!!!
Judge: Kya naam hai tumhaara?
Mulzim: Huzoor, Ram Lal.
Judge: Tum ne 10 saal se apni wife ko dabaa ke, daraa ke, dhamka ke, apne control mein...
Wife Calls Hubby...
Wife: Khana kha liya?
Husband: Khana kha liya?
Wife: Batao na.
Husband: Batao na....
The 500 Page Book
Doctor, pagal se: Ye kya hai?
Pagal: Ye maine 500 panno ki kitab likhi hai...
Doctor: Tumne 500 panno pe kya likha...
When Santa Caught Spying...
Santa was caught by Mughal army and they took him to their king Akbar.
Akbar: Kaun ho tum?
Santa: Jahanpanah, main Santa hun...
Facebook vs WhatsApp
Husband-Wife`s Facebook and WhatsApp life...
On `WhatsApp`
Wife: Ghar kab aa rahe ho...