AGAR MAI BILL GATES HOTA
Ek teacher kaha ki `AGAR MAI BILL GATES HOTA` par essay likho. Saare students likhne lag gaye...
Sher Ki Sawaari!
Pappu: Papa circus dekhney chaley???
Santa: No!!! I am busy.
Pappu: Us mein ek ladki ne bina kapdon ke...
Santa gets Threat Calls
Santa Police station ja kar kehta hai: Inspector saab, mujhe ek FIR likhwaani hai.
Inspector: Kaun ho tum, kya hua, aur kiske khilaaf FIR karwaani...
Plight of a Married Man
Wife: I love you baby.
Husband (softly): I love you too.
Wife: Upset kyun lag rahe ho....??? Husband: Bas thoda mood off...
Students and Their Favourite Songs...
SCHOOL:
Apni toh paatshala, masti ki pathshala...
TUTION:
Idhar chala main udhar chala, jaane kahaan main kidhar chalaa...
I Love You!
Ek ladka ek ladki ko bahut chahta tha, lekin apne pyaar ka izhaar karne se darta tha.
Ek din us ladke ne socha ki chahe jo bhi ho jaaye vo us ladki ko msg kar ke I Love You...
Bechaare Ladke
Ladki par hath uthaye to zalim;
Ladki se pit jaye to namard.
Ladki ko kisi ke sath dekh kar...
English or Desi!!!
Ek ladka shaadi ke liye ek ladki ko dekhne gaya.
Ladke ne socha ki kyun na ladki ko impress kiya jaaye aur English mein baat karne ki sochi....
My Name is Sheila...
Ladka: Tumhaara naam kya hai?
Ladki: Kyun bataun? Main tumhe jaanti tak nahin...
Aalsi Naukar!
Malik, apne aalsi naukar se: Yahan par itne sare machchar goon-goonn kar rahen hain, tu in sabko maar de. Thodi der baad Malik: Oye aalsi kahin ke...