Another Dress!?!
Hubby: Ye kyaa tum ek aur suit le aayi ? Abhi parso hee to...
Wife chilla kar boli: Kyaa parso? Bolo..... Bolo kyaa kahaa tum ne...
Caught Smoking!
Chintu chup ke cigarette pee raha tha, tabhi us ke papa aa gaye. Chintu ne ghabrahat mein, jaldi se cigarette shirt ki jeb mein chupa li...
Family Members
Pappu- Daadi neend nahi aa rahi, hum baate kare.
Daadi: Theek hai.
Pappu: Daadi kya hum hamesha 5 hi rahenge? Aap, mom, dad, main aur choti behen....
Tera kya hoga Kaaliya????
Gabbar ke adde par... Dhiskyon, dhiskyaon....
Gabbar: Yeh bhi bach gaya! Tera kya hoga Kaaliya?
Kaaliya: Mujhe mat maro sardaar...
What's In a Name
Ek baar ek ladka barsaat ki raat mein ek aunty ko, jo bus stop pe khadi thi, ghar chorne chala gaya.
Ghar pahunh kar aunty ne...
Intellectual Discussions!
Girfriend and boyfriend on phone:
Boy: Hi, kaisi ho jaan?
Girl Theek hun.
Boy: Aaj kya...
The Big Book!
Ek baar ek ladka ghar mein sharaab pee kar aaya aur apne Dad se bachne ke liye ek badi si book lekar padhne laga!
Dad: Oye nalaayak, aaj phir sharab pee kar aaya...
The Story of MATHS
Aaj se 300 saal pehle MATHS bahut masoom aur pyara tha. Ek din kuch badmash students ne MATHS ko bahut maara... itna maara ki bechare MATHS ki jaan chali gayi...
`3 Idiots` ke Lessons
Teacher: `3 Idiots` film dekhne ke baad aap ko kya lesson mila?
Pappu: Madam yahi ki... Engineering padh kar bhi Medical ki ladki...
Birthday Gift!
Sister to her brother: What are you giving to Grandmaa on her birthday?
Brother: A Football...