Nokia Lovers
Shadi mein juta chupai ke time dulhe ki ek saali boli: Jijaji main to 1100 lungi.
Second saali: Jijaji, 1100 se...
Diwali Offer
Wife saw a board outside a shop.
Diwali Offer Ending Today:
Banarsi Saree Rs 10 Only
Biwi k kuch awesome kisse!!!
Papa: Arre aaj tumhari mummy itni chup-chap kyun baithi hui hai?
Son: Kuch nahin papa, mummy ne lipstick maangi aur maine galati se fevistick de di...
Confession!
A boy on a Date in a BMW CAR.
Boy, "Maine tumse ek baat chupai hai."
Girl, "Kya...
Maa Kya Hoti Hai?
Ek khoobsurat rishte ka naam hai Maa. Yeh Maa hi hai jo apne bachchon ko subah uthaati aur kehti hai, Uth jao....
Anything for Friends!
Bhagwan ne mujhse kaha ki Tu apna 1 pyara dost chhod de main tujhe Smartphone dunga...
2 ko chhod de toh Rolex ghadi dunga...
5 ko chhod de toh...
Police Investigation!
Santa was caught by police.
Police: How did you kill 20 people?
Santa: Main gaadi tez chala raha tha par jab maine brake lagaya, toh pata laga ki brake fail...
Movie Names
If movies were made by drinkers, then the titles would be...
Soda Akbar
Rab Ne Pila di Thodi...
Pathan vs. Bainya!
EK Pathan ek Baniye ki shaadi mein gaya. Shaadi waale ghar mein 2 darwaze the, 1 pe Rishtedar, dusre pe Dost likha tha.
Pathan, Dost wale darwaze se...
How to Stop Telemarketing Calls...
I called at Vodafone Customer Care, a girl picked up the phone.
Girl: Vodafone care mein aapka swaagat hai.
Me: Thank you....