Clean Jokes



Never Ask a Lady Her Age

Operation Ke Liye Behoshi Ka injection Lagane Se Pehle Doctor Ne Aurat Se Pucha: Aapki Age Kitni Hai?
Lady Patient: 28 Saal.
Doctor Ne Kaha: Aapko Pakka Yakeen Hai Na Ki Aapki...

Wrong Number

Santa Ne Delhi Se Apni Wife Ko Chandigarh Phone Kiya Toh Naukar Ne Phone Uthaya.
Santa: Madam Se Baat Karvao Meri.
Naukar: Wo Toh Sahab Ke Saath Apne Kamre Mein...

Santa Ke Kisse

Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath So Raha Tha Tabhi Achanak Bolta Hai: Bheega Sa Lagta Hai Aalam Mujhe, Bheegi Si Lagti Hai Subah Mujhe, Bheega Lag Raha Hai Saara Jahan Mujhe... Bheega-Bheega...

Santa Ke Kisse

Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath So Raha Tha Tabhi Achanak Bolta Hai: Bheega Sa Lagta Hai Aalam Mujhe, Bheegi Si Lagti Hai Subah Mujhe, Bheega Lag Raha Hai Saara Jahan Mujhe... Bheega-Bheega...

Upset Stomach

Ek Bar Santa Apni Girlfriend Ke Ghar Dinner Par Gaya. Us Din Santa Ka Pet Kuch Kharab Tha, Phir Bhi Table Par Shaandar Dinner Rakha Dekh Ke Uske Muh Mein Pani Aa Gaya Aur Santa Ne Daba Kar Dinner Kiya...

Toh Phir Katwa Le

Wife: Jaanu Main Apne Baal Katwa Loon????
Husband: Katwa Le...
Wife: Magar Itni Mushkil Se Lambay Kiye The...
Husband: Toh Phir Na Katwa...
Wife: Magar Ajkal Chhotey...

Dummy Partner

Once Mrs. Aggarwal was being cross examined in Court by a lawyer. Mrs. Aggarwal had said that she was a partner in her husband`s firm, but the lawyer of the opposite party was trying to prove that she was only a...

Oh My God!!!

Ek Ameer Aurat Apni Kuch Problems Ke Chalte Ek Baba Ji Ke Paas Pahunchi Aur Unko Apni Problems Batayi. Baba Ji Ne Us Aurat Ki Saari Problems Ko Bade Hi Dhyaan Se Suna Aur Phir Bole: Beta, Chinta Karne Ki...

Shradhanjali Sandesh

Condolence in future will be like this... Jaane Wala Bahut Hi Achcha Insaan Tha, Hamesha Online Rehta Tha, Har Ek Ki Request Accept Kar Leta Tha, Kabhi Bhi Apne Comments Se Kisi Ko Takleef Nahi Di...

Alia Bhatt Hails Rio Heroes

After the closing ceremony of Rio 2016, Alia Bhatt called up Navjot Singh Siddhu and said: Ek Cricketer Hokar Bhi Aapne Badminton Mein Silver Medal Jeet Liya. Hats off to you SIDDHU Sir... Tussi Great Ho!