Clean Jokes

Ek Aadmi Bahut Jyada Beemar Ho Gaya Tha, Aur Theek Hi Nahi Ho Paa Raha Tha. Uski Patni Usko Shahar Ke Ek Bahut Bade Doctor Ke Pass Le Gayi. Doctor Ne Achchi Tarah Se Checkup Kiya Aur Patni Ko Samjhate Hue Bola...

Khaana Khaate Huye Santa Ne Jeeto Ko Aawaz Lagaai Aur Pucha: Yeh Jo Tumne Sabji Banaai Hai Ise Kya Kehte Hain?
Jeeto: Kyun Poochh Rahe Ho?
Santa: Arrey Bhai Mujhse Bhi Toh Swarg Mein Pucha Jayega...

Ye Jo Kulfi Khaate Hue Apna Ek Haath Kulfi Ke Neech Lagaye Rehte Hain... Taaki Kulfi Gire Na... Ise Geeta Mein Sri Krishna Ne MOH Kaha Hai.
Aur Kulfi Khatam Hone Ke Baad Bhi Jo Kulfi Ki Stick Chuste...

Mirza Ghalib: Sharab Peene De Ai Dost, Masjid Mein Baith Kar, Yaa Wo Jagah Bataa De, Jahan Khudaa Na Ho.
Iqbal: Masjid Khudaa Kaa Ghar Hai, Koi Peene Ki Jagah Nahi, Kaafir Ke Dil Me Jaa, Wahaan...

Zoo Mein Ek Sher Ne Santa Ko Maar-Maar Ke Zakhmi Kar Diya. Logon Ne Hairan Hokar Sher Se Puchha: Arey Tum Toh Bade Seedhe-Sadhe Shareef The, Santa Ko Maar Maar Ke Kyu Zakhmi Kar Diya? Sher Gusse Se Bola...

Ek Badi Hi Sundar Mahila Aksar Is Private Bank Mei Aaya Karti Thai. Is Bank Ke Sabhi Male Employees Us Mahila Ki Khoobsurati Se Bade Prabahavit The Aur Use Dekhne Ka Koi Mauka Haath Se Jaane Nahin Dete The...

Ek Aadmi Ek Aisi Robot Car Banat Hai Jo Bina Driver Ke Sab Kaam Karti Hai.
Ek Din Us Aadmi Ki Wife Usse Kehti Hai: Bachchon Ki School...

Banta Apne Guruji Ka Pravachan Sunne Gaya. Guruji Bole: Jo Jo Swarg Jaana Chahta Hai Vo Apna Haath Khada Kare.
Banta Ki Gharwali Aur Saas Ne Apne Haath Upar Utha Diye. Guruji Ne Banta Se Pucha...

Gharwale Ladki Ki Marzi Ke Bina Ladki Ki Shaadi Kar Rahe The. Ladki Apni Maa Se Kehti Hai: Mammi, Main Ye Shaadi Nahi Karungi Aur Agar Tumne Mujhse Zabardasti Ki To Main Ghar Se Bhaag Jaungi....

If Bollywood Movies Were Directed In Pubs:
1. Sita Aur Margarita
2. Corona Pyaar Hai
3. Soda Akbar
4. Rab Ne Pila Di Thodi...