Clean Jokes

Jeeto Ne Apni Kaam Waali Baai Ko Apna Ek Purana Suit De Diya. 4-5 Din Baad Kaam Waali Gusse Se: Maalkin, Ye Pakdo Apna Suit Mujhe Nahi Chahiye.
Jeeto: Kya Hua Re Tujhe... Suit Lekar Toh Bade Shauk Se Gayi...

Ladka Apni Maa Se Jaake Puchhta Hai: Maa Kya Love Marriage Karne Se Ghar Wale Naraaz Hote Hain?
Maa: Tu Pakka Kisi Chudail Ke Chakkar Mein Phas Gaya Hoga Aur Ye Sab Tujhe Usi Daayan...

Do Ladkiyan Aapas Mein Baatein Kar Rahi Thi. 1st Girl: Aaj Ke Baad Kisi Bhi Ladke Par Vishwaas Nahi Karungi, Sab Ke Sab Jhoothe, Dhokhebaaz Aur Kameene Hote Hain.
Her Friend: Kyun Kya Hua...

Pappu Apne Papa Santa Se Circus Dekhne Ke Liye Zidd Karta Hai: Papa Circus Dekhne Chalo Na.
Santa: Na Beta, I'm Very Busy.
Pappu: Papa, Usmein Ek Ladki Ne Bina Kapdon Ke...

Banta Suhagrat Pe Apni Nayi Naveli Dulhan Ke Paas Jaa Ke Baith Gay Aur Bade Pyaar Se Samjhane Laga: Banta: Dekho, Sabse Pyaar Se Rehna, Sabki Respect Karna, Unka Vishwas Jeetne Ki Koshish Karna...

Pappu Ki Harkaton Se Tang Aa Kar Santa Ne Usko Hostel Mein Dal Diya. Ek Din Hostel Ke Room Mein Baith Ke Vo Jor Jor Se Ro Raha Tha. Uske Friend Bunty Ne Us Se Pucha: Kya Hua Yaar, Tu Ro Kyun Raha Hai...

Bahut Jyada Shaitaniyo Aur Faltu Ki Bakwas Karne Ki Vajah Se Pappu Ek Bar Fail Ho Gaya. Teacher Ne Santa Ko Class Mein Bulaya Aur Boli: Tumhara Ladka Bada Hi Nalayak Ho Gaya, Jitna Faltu Ki Baton Mein Dimaag...

Ek Paani Puri Wale Ka Menu:
Paani Puri : 10 Rs.
Special Paani Puri : 20 Rs.
Extra Special Paani Puri : 30 Rs.
Double Extra Special Paani Puri : 40 Rs.
Multi Special Paani Puri...

Jab Banta College Mein Tha, Toh Uske Bholepan Ki Wajah Se Ek Ladki Se Uski Dosti Ho Gayi. Ek Din Dono Ka Program Bana Ki Aaj Date Pe Chalte Hai Aur Kahi Dinner Karte Hai. Toh Dono Ja Pahunch Jaate Hain Ek...

Banta: Doctor Saab... Pait Mein Bahut Dard Ho Raha Hai...
Doctor: Achcha Ye Batao Ki Akhri Baar Khaana Kab Khaya Tha?
Banta: Khana Toh Roz Hi...
Doctor: Achcha Achcha, Ab Ye Batao Ki Akhri Baar Kab...