Clean Jokes



An Angry Mom

Ek Baar Ek Aurat Haath Mein Hathoda Liya Apne Bete Ke School Mein Pahunchi Aur Chaprasi Se Puchne Lagi: Gupta Madam Ki Class Kaun Si Hai?
Haath Mein Hathoda Dekhkar Chaprasi Ne Darte Hua Pucha...

Yes or No ?

Ek Baar Ek Kachari Mein Ek Gawah Kaafi Lambe-Lambe Bayaan De Raha Tha. Sarkaari Vakeel Naraaz Ho Gaya. Vo Thoda Gusse Se Gawah Ko Bolta Hai: Itna Jyada Aur Phaltoo Biolne Ki Koi Zaroorat....

Lip Kiss!!!

Pappu Ki Ek Ladki Se Kaafi Time Se Setting Chal Rahi Thi. Bahut Manane Ke Baad Vo Kiss Ke Liye Razi Hui. Pappu Ne Sham Ko Use Apne Ghar Bulaya Aur Bola: Chal Aaj Ambulance-Ambulance Khelte Hain. Ladki: Ye Kaisi Game...

Abi Toh Party Shuru...

Ek Baar Tommy Naam Ka Kutta Apne Relatives Se Milne Shehar Chala Gaya. Tommy Se Milkar Sab Bade Khush Hue. Sabne Decide Kiya Ki Tommy Ko Shehar Dikhaya Jaaye. Bas Phir Kya Tha, Kutton Ka Jhund Tommy...

The Nagging Wife

Pati-Pani Car Se Ek Shaadi Attend Karne Jaa Rahe The. Raaste Mein Car Puncture Hi Gayi... Bechaara Pati Utara Aur Tyre Badalne Ke Kaam Mein Lag Gaya. Patni Bhi Utri Aur Utarte Hi Apne Pati ko Ulta-Seedha Bolne Lagi...

ATM Instructions for Men & Women

ATM Mein Aapka Swagat Hai.
1. Apna Card Nikalein Aur ATM Mein Insert Karein.
2. Apna Card Bahar Nikalein.
3. Ab Apna PIN Number Type Karein...

Police Wale Ki Jyadti

Ek Ladke Ko Ek Police Wale Ke Saath Gaali-Galauch Aur Maar-Peet Karne Ke Ilzaam Mein Magistrate Ke Saamne Pesh Kiya Gaya. Magistrate: Kya Hua Tha?
Yuvak: Janaab, Mein Telephone Booth Mein Hi Shaantipurn...

Who's The Boss?

Ek Baar Pati Aur Patni Ke Beech Kisi Baat Ko Lekar Jhagda Ho Gaya, Bahut Behas Hui Aur Baat Maar-Peet Tak Aa Pahunchi. Jaise Hi Patni Belan Lekar Pati Pe Jhapati Toh Usne Bhi Gazab Ke Reflexes Dikhaye Aur...

Wife's Letter

Kaamwaali Ko Salary De Di Hai, Jyada Daanveer Mat Ban Jaana.
Aapko Kitni Baar Bataya Hai Ki Padosan Ka Akhbaarwala Humse Alag Hai, Har Roz Subah Bahane Se Puchne Mat Pahunch Jaana Ki Aapka Akhbaara Aa Gaya...

Aaj Kal Ke Bachche

Main Ye Sochkar TV Ke Aagey Baith Gaya Ki Aaj Ki NEWS Dekhi Jaaye. Bagal Mein Baithi Biwi Apne Daily Ke Serial Mein Kuch Is Kadar Dubi Hui Thi Ki Usko Ye Bhi Ahsaas Nahin Hua Ke Kab Main Aa Ke Uske Saath Baith Gaya...