Ek Baar Ek Seth Ke Ghar Icome Tax Ki Raid Pad Gayi. Income Tax Officer: Baaki Toh Theek Hai Seth Ji, Per Aapne Kutton Ko Jalebi Khilane Ka Kharcha 5 Lakh Rupaye Jo Likhe Hain... Us Se Hum Satisfied Nahin Hain...
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Santa Ko Beach Pe Sair Karte Hu Ek Bottle Milti Hai. Vo Usko Uthakar Jaise Hi Uska Dhakkan Kholta Hai, Ek Jinn Prakat Hota Hai Aar Kehta Hai, "Tumne Mujhe Is Bottle Se Azaad Kiya Hai, Mein Tumhe 3 Wishes Deta Hun...
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Ek Ghane Jungle Se Gujarti Hui Sadak Ke Kinaare Ek Gyani Guru Apne Chele Ke Saath Ek Signboard Lagaa Kar Baithe Huye The, Jis Par Likha Thaa: Thahariye... Aapka Ant Nikat Hai! Is Se Pehle Ki Bahut Der Ho...
Santa: Oye Banta, Ye Tere Haath-Pair Kaise Toot Gaye?
Banta: Ab Kya Bataun Yaar, Vo Joh Mere Pados Mein Chinese Rehta Hai Na...
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