Clean Jokes



Husband-Wife Humour

After massive demands from all husbands a new app called `Panic` is launched for smart phones. You just say `WIFE` and it closes all websites, hides all chats, hide all special folders and best of all...

Sharabiyon Ke Muhavare

Muhavare Aur Unke Sharabic Arth:
Haath Paanv Phoolna: Samay Pe Daaru Ka Na Milna.
Oont Ke Moonh Mein Jeera - Daaru Kam Padna.
Kaleja Thanda Hona - Pehle Peg Ka Gale Se Neeche Utarna...

Contempt of Court!

Ek Aadmi KoPatni Ke Saath Maarpeet Karne Ke Jurm Mein Adalat Mein Peh Kiya Gaya. Judge Ne Pati Se Puri Baat Bade Dhyaan Se Suni Aur Future Mein Doabara Aisa Na Karne Ki Warning Dekar Riha Kar Diya...

Kiss or Pay!

Ek Ladki Apne Kamre Mein Badi Udaas Si Baithi Thi, Tabhi Uski Ek Friend Us Se Milne Aa Gayi.
Friend: Arey Yaar, Badi Udaas Si Lag Rahi Ho, Kya Baat Hai?
Ladki: Ab Kya Bataun Tujhe, Rehne De...

Message Templates

Agar Mobile INDIA Mein Bante Toh Usmein Message Templates Kuch Aise Hote...
1. Kamine Call Kar.
2. Cigarette Lete Hue Aana.
3. Teri Bhabhi Ke Saat Hun....

My Sweet Son!!!

After watching a story of an Emperor on TV, a 6 years old kid: Mumym, Mujhe Bhi 5 wives Chahiye, Ek Jo Mere Liye Khana Banaye, Ek Mere Liye Padhai Karegi Aur Mera Homework Bhi, Ek Mere Saath Khelne Ke Liye...

Santa Aur Pappu Humour

Santa Ke Hip Pe Chot Lag Gayi. Vo Doctor Ke Paas Jaa Kar Check Karwaata Hai. Doctor Kehta Hai: Santa ji Taanke Lagaane Padenge.
Santa: O Koi Baat Ni Doctor Saab, Laga Do....

Crossed Cheque!

There was a good looking woman who used to come to the bank.
All the guys working in the bank were always amazed to see her. All instructed the cashier to shout "Cheque Aaya Re, Cheque Aaya Re..." as soon as she enters...

On The House!!!

Ek Baar Santa Restaurant Mein Jaata Hai Aur Zor Se Bolta Hai: Mujhe Ek Bottle Champagne Chahiye Aur Baaki Sab Jo Yahan Baithe Hain Unko Bhi Champagne Do Kyunki Jab Mein Champagne Peeta Hun Toh...

Pappu Ke Dada Aur Dadi

Pappu Ke Dada Aur Dadi Ne Apni Jawani Ke Dino Ko Taaza Karne Ka Socha. Unhone Faisla Kiya Ke Vo Phir Se Darya Ke Kinaray Milenge. Dada Tayyar-Shayyar Ho Kar, Baal Bana Kar, Kapdon Mein Perfume Laga Ke...