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Free Bhindi

Manmohan Singhji Sabji Kharidne Gaye.
Manmohan Singh: Bhai Sahab, Ye Bhindi Kya Bhaav Hai?
Sabjiwala: Ab Rulaoge Kya? Free Mein Le Jao, Pehli Baar Awaaz Suni Hai...

Hot Secretary!

Boss Ne Ek Chulbuli, Nihayat Hi Khoobsurat Aur Hot Ladki Ko Apni Secretary Ke Kaam Pe Rakh Liya Lekin 10 Din Ke Baad Hi Boss Ne 11th Floor Se Kood Ke Suicide Kar Liya. Inspector: Kamre Mein Us Waqt...

Daru Aur Darubaaz

Ek Din TV Par Sharabi Film Dekhte Huye Patni Boli: Amitabh Bachchan Kitna Achchha Actor Hai... Sharab Na Peekar Bhi Piye Huye Kee Kitni Achchhi Acting Karta Hai! Yeh Sunkar Main Sochne Laga: Ab Is Pagli Ko...

Is This My Lucky Day...

Pappu Apne Flat Mein Akela Rehta tha. Ek Din Shaam Ko Vo Apni Car Mein Bazaar Mein Ghoom Rahaa Tha Ki Tabhi Uski Ek Hot Colleague Ka Message Aaya, Jismein Likha Tha: Mummy-Papa Baahar Gaye...

Pappu's Love Affair

Pappu Ko Ek Ladki Se Pyar Ho Gaya. Isi Chakkar Meine Vo Daily Us Ladki Ko Subah Uske Office Drop Karne Jaata Aur Phir Shaam Ko Use Office Se Pick Karke Uske Ghar Chhod Ke Aata Tha. Ek Din Ladki Dukhi Hokar Boli...

Facebook Humour

Girl`s Status: In Temple
Comments:
Boy1: Jai Mata Di.
Boy2: Mere Liye Bhi Prasad Lana.
Boy3: Wow Nyc.
Boy`s Status: In Temple...

Saas-Bahu Ka Kissa

Ek Saas Apni Bahu Se Bahut Pareshaan Thi Kyunki Vo Koi Kaam Nahin Karti Thi. Ek Din Tang Aakar Saas Apne Bete Se Kahti Hai Ki Kal Subah Mein Ghar Mein Jhaadu Lagungi Aur Tum Mujhe Rokna Aur Kehna Ki...

Kolhu Ka Bail...

Ek Eingineer Ko Yeh Dekh Kar Badi Hairat Hui Ki Andar Ke Kamre Mein Ek Bail Kolhu Kheench Raha Hai Aur Teli Bahar Baitha Chilam Pee Raha Hai. Engineer Ne Teli Se Poocha: Maan Lo Ki Bail Ruk Jaaye...

Hilarious Santa

Pappu Ko Fire Brigade Main Naukari Mil Gayi.
Ek Lady Ne Call Kiya: Hello Mere Ghar Par Aag Lagi Hai
Pappu: Apne Pani Daala....??
Lady: Haa, Par Aag Bujhi Nahi....

Patni aur Ghadi Ke Beech Sambandh

Dono Ki Samaantayein:
1. Ghadi Chaubees Ghante Tic-Tic Karti Rehti Hai, Aur Patni Chaubees Ghante Kit-Kit Karti Rehti Hai!
2. Ghadi Ki Suiyaan Ghoom Phir Ke...