1. Agar aap Black Goggles, pistol aur fuddu se Coat mein apna DP set karte hai to aap cool nahi @aapchutiyehain.
2. Mall ke andar shades...
Officer ne Santa se pucha: Ye Haath me kya hai?
Santa: Sir, Banduk hai...!
Officer: Ye Banduk Nahi! Tumhari Izzat hai, Shaan hai, Ye Tumhari...
4 dino ka pyar o rabba lambi judai.
4 dino ki chandni, phir andheri raat.
4 kitabein toh padh li...
Ek din Santa office jaane ke liye bus mein chada toh conductor ne haste hua pucha, "Sir, kal raat theek-thaak ghar pahunch gaye the aap? Kahin gire toh nahin, ya ghar ka raasta...
Nayi nayi friendship hui Facebook pe... numbers exchange hue... aur phir...
Girl: Hello darling! Kya kar rahe ho...???
Boy: Hai Jaanu....
Ek din khuda ne mujhse kaha: Mat karintezar is janam mein uska, Milna mushkil hai.
Maine bhi keh diya: Lene de maza intezar ka, agle janam mein to mumkin...
1. Ee hai hamaar biwi..... Google Raani... Ek sawal poocho toh 10 jawab deti hai...!!!
2. Ee hai hamaar bitwa.... Facebook Kumar... Ghar ki baat...
22 EPIC things only Indian parents say. Read this...
1. Paise Ped Pe Nahi Ugte Hain.
2. Me: Mom, Can I go out for a late night party?
Mom: Ask Dad.
Dad: Ask Mom....
RESULT AGAR ACHCHA HO:
Maa: Bhagwan ki kripa hai.
Papa: Beta Kiska Hai.
Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hain...
Pakistani, American aur Indian ek ship mein ja rahe the. Achaanak ek Jinn aaya aur bola: Samundar mein koi cheez phenko, agar maine dhoondh li to main tumhein...