Life mein 2 baatein hamesha yaad rakhna...
Pehli Baat: Har insaan itna bura nahin hota, jitna "PAN Card" Aur...
College Clerk: Beta yeh form tumne galat bhar diya hai. Yahaan address nahin apna naam likhna tha.
Student: Vikas Puri mera naam hi hai ji...
CRICKET: Gol guttam lakad battam de danadan pratiyogita.
CRICKET TEST MATCH: Pakad dandu, maar mandu, de danaadan pratiyogita.
TABLE TENNIS: Lakdi ke phalak shetra...
Wife: Aaj tum daaru peeke aaye ho! Kyun?
Husband: Arre aaj office main foreign clients ke saath meeting thi to peeni padi...
During Exam...
Madam: Why are you so confused..?
Pappu: Silent...
Doston se problem share karna achha hai..... Isliye nahi ki vo use solve ker dete hai but... Saale aise-aise solutions dete hain ki hum problem hi...
Daughter in law: Is my nose flat?
Mother in law: No Baby.
Daughter in law: Am I fat like...
Whatsapp par 2 km lambe message bhejne waalon, tumhe Janta maaf nahi karegi.
John Abraham ko comedy film me cast karne waalon, tumhe Janta maaf nahi karegi...
Ek admi ki wife kidnap ho jaati hai aur kidnappers uske husband ko phone lagate hai: Agar aaj raat tak paise na diye toh tumhari biwi ko...
Pathan: Wo jo table pe aadmi baitha hai us se hamara dushmani hai.
Dost: Table pe toh 4 aadmi hain.
Pathan: Wo jiski muchhein hain....