Ek Baar Rajinikanth Aur Kattappa Ki Mulaqat Ho Jaati Hai.
Rajinikanth: Tumhe Pata Hai Mere Gaon Mein Light Nahin Thi, Main Agarbatti Jalaakar Uski Roshni Mein Padta Tha.
Kattappa: Mere Gaaon Mein Toh Light Bhin Nahin Thi Aur Hamaare Paas Agarbatti...
Ek Ladki Ki Nayi Nayi Shaadi Hui. Bahu Ka Mann Udaas Na Ho Issliye Sab Gharwaalo Ne Socha Uska Khaas Khayal Rakhenge. Subah-Subah Hi Sasur Bole: Aaj Se Tum Meri Bahu Nahi Beti Ho. Shaam Ko Saas Boli: Aaj Se...
Thekedar Se Setting Ho Jaane Ke Baad Clerk Ne Sahab Ko Bata Kar File Rakhi. Sahab Ne Likha "Approved".
Do Din Baad Thekedar Apne Vaade Se Mukar Gaya. Clerk Ne Sahab Ko Bataya. Sahab Bole...
Zindagi Mein Sirf `Paana` He Sabkuch Nahin Hota, Uske Saath Nut-Bolt Bhi Chahiye.
-Chhagan Mistree
Tum Mujhe Khoon Do...
Ek Baar Gaanv Mein Rehne Wala Banta Shehar Se Aye Apne Friends Ko Ghumaane Le Jaata Hai.
Gaadi Ke Saamane Ke Kaanch Se Doston Ko Kuch Bhi Dikhai Nahin De Raha Tha...
Ek Adami Ko Gas Ki Problem Thi. Vo Bahut Pareshaan Tha. Na Kahin Aata Tha Na Kahin Jaata Tha. Ek Baar Kisi Vajah Se Usko Apni Sister Ke Ghar Jaana Padta Hai. Sister Ke Ghar Jaate Samaye Raaste Mein Sochne Laga Ki Apne Bhanje Ke Liye...
Ek Aadmi Ki Shaadi Mein Jab Phere Lene Ki Baari Ayi Toh Pehle Phere Ke Waqt Hee Dulha Phatafat Dulhan Se Aagey Nikal Gaya. Pandit Ji Ne Dulhe Ko Peechhe Rahane Ko Kaha. Dusra Phera Lete Waqt Phir Wahi...
Jab Mai Driving License Haasil Karane Ki Koshish Mein Tha to Driving License Ke Liye Chauthi Baar Driving Test Diya. Iss Dauraan Main Itna Mashoor Aur Pasandeeda Ho Chukaa Tha Ki Is Baar Officer Ne Mere Liye Sirf...
Court Mein Muqaddama Jeetne Ke Baad Judge Saahab Ne Bujurg Ko Badhaai Dete Hue Kaha: Baba Ji, Mubarak Ho, Aap Case Jeet Gaye.
Bujurg Kisaan Ne Kaha: Ram Ji Tumko Itni Tarakkee De Ke...
Kaafi Time Pehle Ka Kissa Hai. Ek Sundar Aur Bholi Si Ladki Ek Chemist Shop Ke Saamne Kaafi Der Se Khadi Thi! Bheed Chhatne Ka Intezaar Kar Rahi Thi. Shop Ka Owner Usko Shaq Ki Nazaron Se Ghoor Raha Tha...